Is your child a hacker?

BSD, Lunix, Debian and Mandrake are all versions of an illegal hacker operating system, invented by a Soviet computer hacker called Linyos Torovoltos, before the Russians lost the Cold War. It is based on a program called “xenix”, which was written by Microsoft for the US government.
These programs are used by hackers to penetrate other people’s computer systems to steal credit card numbers. They could also be used to penetrate other people’s music channels and steal their music using the “mp3” program. Torovoltos is a prominent hacker, responsible for writing many hacker programs, such as “telnet”, which is used by hackers to connect to Internet machines without using the telephone …
Your child could try installing “lunix” on his hard drive. If you are careful, you may not be aware of their presence, however lunix is ​​a whimsical beast, and if handled improperly, your child could damage your computer, and even break it completely if you delete Windows, in which case you will need your computer is repaired by a professional.

If you see the word “LILO” during Windows startup (just after turning on the machine), your child has installed lunix. To be able to eliminate it you will have to send your computer back to the manufacturer, so that he can install a new hard drive. Lunix is ​​an extremely dangerous software and can not be erased without destroying part of the surface of your hard drive.

PD: I just copy what was already said in Kriptopolis: I just ask that no absent-minded journalist find it and take it seriously, please.

Download videos from Google, YouTube, …

Vdonwloader, a program that works to perfection and allows you to download videos from google videos, youtube, Dailymotion, etc. in AVI or MPG formats just by entering the url of the video 😉 a pity that at the moment does not support metacafe (at less since the program does not give the option).

Party in the Atahualpa, chronicle of a night

When I change my blog to wordpress, I leave all my old stories behind, but seeing that there are many who asked me for the chronicle of the atahualpa, I picked it up and put it back here 😉

Anyway, the old one still has it here, I do not know why …

For those who do not know what is going on, it is a chronicle about the parties of my faculty (Computing at the Pontifical University of Salamanca) that were organized in a nightclub called Atahualpa

And that people do not take bad concept of the night Salamanca, that removing exceptions, we have very good atmosphere 🙂


The words most heard during yesterday were: buahh pedal go I’m going to catch tonight, drunk, my mother free bar in the atahualpa for 9 euros ..

23:21: Arrived at the atahualpa
23:43: We managed to get closer to the bar
23:59: I get to ask
24:05: The waitress processes my order
24:06: The waitress tells me that that can not serve me (was not it all free bar?)
24:08: The waitress made the first ice
24:09: The waitress made the second ice
24:10: The waitress has misplaced the second ice, throws it out and made another
24:11: The waitress finds the bottle and serves me
24:12: I wet my lips at last
24:13: I ask for another drink
24:14: The waitress ignores me
24:34: The waitress keeps ignoring me
24:42: Insult to the waitress, I think that does not help me anymore
24:43: They just opened another bar I’m running
24:44: In the new bar they do not have ice, I have to wait
24:50: The ice arrives (in a mop bucket, to last about 10-15 minutes)
01:01: I manage to take my second cup
01:02: I’m going to ask for my third cup
01:03: There are no ice
01:10: I go to the service to cry
01:15: I pick up 3 glasses and go to the bar
01:30: I ask for 3 glasses
01:41: They serve me the 3 glasses
01:45: I dig in with my 3 glasses between a table and the speaker, grrrrrrr that nobody comes near!
01:48: The last drink .. it was the good one .. good bottle .. I’m noticing it ..
01:50: Rufus arrives, the savior, he knows the waitresses, it turns out that the blonde apart from being slow and believed is Romanian, as she calls immigration …
01:52: Rufus provides us with drinks because, as they know him, they serve him before others.
02:20: we left the atahualpa never to return
Basically that was the night, for the future organizers of social events, take good care of this bar because they have not kept their word, 6 waiters promised and at the beginning there were only 4, on the edges of balls, they also said that all the drinks came and they did not It was like this.

I do not know if they would make a lot of money but what I do know is that many people left dissatisfied and there is nothing worse than that.